Michelle Obama Action Figure


On November 20, the wait will be over; Michelle Obama action figures will hit the market at $12.99 apiece.

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Every bit as lovely as the original, aren’t they? The black widow dress looks sharper than ever. I hope they also offer the diplomatic mission to Britain clown suit outfit:

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Maybe there will be a talking version so that kids can pull a string and hear these inspiring quotes:

America is just downright mean.

For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change.

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

It’s so nice that moonbat children have role models to emulate.

On tips from Oiao and Wiggins. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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