Michelle Obama Action Figure


On November 20, the wait will be over; Michelle Obama action figures will hit the market at $12.99 apiece.

michelle-obama-action-figure.jpg

Every bit as lovely as the original, aren’t they? The black widow dress looks sharper than ever. I hope they also offer the diplomatic mission to Britain clown suit outfit:

MichelleObamaHideousOutfit.jpg

Maybe there will be a talking version so that kids can pull a string and hear these inspiring quotes:

America is just downright mean.

For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change.

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

It’s so nice that moonbat children have role models to emulate.

On tips from Oiao and Wiggins. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

Related Articles

50

Hollywood Star Kevin Sorbo Goes Off in Epic Rant on Ferguson Rioters and the Media

Millions remember actor Kevin Sorbo as Hercules from the 1990s TV show but many may not know that he is

5

NY Times Writer Demonizes People With Depression, Wants Their Right To A Gun Taken Away

This is what I was writing about when I mentioned that dealing with gun restrictions on people with mental health

15

DC Comics Turns Superman Against the USA

Superman has just flipped the United States of America a super powered middle finger. In an upcoming issue of Action