by John Hawkins | April 3, 2012 3:57 am
(Tweets from my accounts + some others I liked)
I think you should pay for your own mortgage, birth control, & college loans. It’s not because I’m conservative, it’s because I’m an adult
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 11, 2012[1]
Jean-Paul Sartre just called from beyond the grave. He has changed his mind. He’s rewriting “No Exit” & Hell is actually this primary season
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 7, 2012[2]
Sandra Fluke should do her own brand of condoms. They’d prevent disease, protect you from all criticism, & have to be paid for by the Church
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 5, 2012[3]
When I see a woman posting these cute little comments & cartoons suggesting that she’s a b*tch, I take her word for it & steer clear.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 1, 2012[4]
Insisting that a law passed by Congress must abide by the Constitution is not & never will be “judicial activism.”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 2, 2012[5]
Watching “300” always makes me want to chest kick someone into a bottomless pit after shouting at them.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 1, 2012[6]
The guys with bomb shelters, a year of food, & gold in their backyard seem loopy now, but if everything falls apart, they’ll be geniuses
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 28, 2012[7]
You can help people and uplift them, but you can’t “fix” them. They can only do that themselves.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 28, 2012[8]
In 2002 when Mitt was 55 he told people his views were progressive. What happened between then & his run at POTUS to make him conservative?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 25, 2012[9]
Real Americans don’t bow to any man.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 3, 2012[10]
When you’re young, you think hair & clothes distinguish you from other people. When you get older, you find it’s really excellence that does
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 25, 2012[11]
The good news is that if Hispanics are white now because ofZimmerman, then it can’t be racist to oppose illegal immigration.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 23, 2012[12]
If you’re not responsible enough to pay for your own contraception, you probably shouldn’t be having sex in the first place.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 4, 2012[13]
I’m actually happy that George Zimmerman is Hispanic so the usual white people are all guilty by virtue of their skin color stuff won’t work
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 22, 2012[14]
Everybody is dying. So give as much as you can and make as many friends as you’re able while you have a chance.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 21, 2012[15]
If you think it’s a “gutsy call” to kill Osama Bin Laden when you have a chance, you’re probably not ready to handle the presidency.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 20, 2012[16]
Shouldn’t a real Christian WANT other Christians to “cling” to their religion?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 8, 2012[17]
People say they want honesty from politicians. They don’t. They want people to tell them what they want to hear and call it honesty.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 7, 2012[18]
I like Rush Limbaugh, I consider him a national hero, I buy things advertised on his show, & I don’t buy from advertisers that boycott him.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 5, 2012[19]
Feminists hold “slut walks,” encourage young women to sleep around & abort the results, & complain about “slut shaming” That’s a #waronwomen[20]
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 5, 2012[21]
So if conservatives are waging a war on women, why do they need “rape free zones” at Occupy protests, but not Tea Parties?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 14, 2012[22]
“Before an individual can be saved, he must first learn that he cannot save himself.” –M. R. DeHaan
— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) April 1, 2012[23]
“The church is a hospital for sinners, not a hotel for saints.” — Rick Warren
— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) March 16, 2012[24]
“The Bible says there is pleasure in sin for a season. What does that mean? It means sin is fun — at least for a while.” — Rick Warren
— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) March 20, 2012[25]
As I pumped $84 into my gas-tank today, it occurred to me that contraceptives need to be front-row-center in this next election!
— Daniel Knauf (@Daniel_Knauf) March 8, 2012[26]
If I had an ex-President, he would look just like Obama.
— Pam Swan (@pjswan) March 30, 2012[27]
NBC’s Andrea Mitchell says Cuba “highly regarded for its health care.” Also notable for it’s vibrant amateur sailing industry. #tcot[28]
— Fred Thompson (@fredthompson) March 29, 2012[29]
America. RT @lizmair[30]: Just curious, which country does Obama regard as America’s greatest geopolitical foe, if any?
— Aaron Gardner (@Aaron_RS) March 29, 2012[31]
hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012[32]
Future headline: “iTunes has dropped Keith Olbermann’s free podcast”
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 30, 2012[33]
Just had to present an ID to buy Sudafed at Walgreens. Racist!!!!
— Red (@red_red_head) March 24, 2012[34]
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