My 35 Favorite Tweets For April

by John Hawkins | May 7, 2012 8:34 am

Dems LOVE women — as long they abort their babies, stay quiet about servicing Bill Clinton, & are trapped on welfare & dependent on libs.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 12, 2012[1]

Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 10, 2012[2]

People aren’t trash because of who they are, they’re trash because of how they behave.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 29, 2012[3]

You’re never going to get anywhere unless you start finding some new mistakes to make.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 26, 2012[4]

Signs is a great movie about what would happen if we were attacked by aliens that could figure out space travel, but not doors or spacesuits

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 16, 2012[5]

Saying I don’t need a psychologist to treat me, I have Jesus is like saying I don’t need a doctor to fix my broken arm, I have Jesus. #dumb[6]

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 29, 2012[7]

Saying killing Bin Ladden is a “gutsy call” is like saying paying your rent or taking an umbrella in the rain is gutsy. It’s a no brainer

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 28, 2012[8]

It’s the people who always feel behind who accomplish things. The people who feel caught up get complacent.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 25, 2012[9]

With animals, it may be “beta male” or “alpha male,” but with people, it goes “beta male,” “alpha male,” “@sshole[10].” There is a difference.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 24, 2012[11]

Did the math & between RWN, Linkiest. Townhall, PJ Media, the Jaz McKay show & social media, I’m getting out to 400k people in an avg week.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 22, 2012[12]

The average person isn’t mean. They’re just so wrapped up in their own little world that they don’t think much about other people’s problems

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 19, 2012[13]

People on earth I’d most like to talk with for 30 min: George W. Bush, @TimTebow[14], @tonyrobbins[15], John Bandler, @cesarmillan[16] , @limbaugh[17],

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 25, 2012[18]

Main takeaway from a show about finding monster Crocodiles? People still wash dishes in the river. Where there are Crocodiles.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 26, 2012[19]

Most of the people everyone thinks are so original and carefree are just either high, mentally ill, or both.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 11, 2012[20]

Do you ever start to respond to an idiot and then go, “Wait, why is what this moron thinks important enough to even merit a response?”

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 12, 2012[21]

If this was the movie Saw, Obama would have the economy chained to a radiator and he’d be demanding it cut off its own foot to escape.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 5, 2012[22]

If your product was really all that revolutionary, you wouldn’t have to sell it via infomercials at 3 AM.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 4, 2012[23]

People misunderstand the Buffet rule. It actually means Obama wants all the Poodle, Corgi, and Chihuahua he can eat at state dinners.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 27, 2012[24]

Lassie: Ruff, ruff. Obama: What’s that buddy? Timmy’s down the well? Lassie: Ruff, ruff! Obama: Oh, you want me to fry you up for dinner? OK

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 18, 2012[25]

When I see a woman posting these cute little comments & cartoons suggesting that she’s a b*tch, I take her word for it & steer clear.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 1, 2012[26]

“Pink Slime” is just another name for super delicious hamburger meat. And a hamburger, by any other name, is just as tasty.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) May 1, 2012[27]

Mediocrities aren’t supposed to have high self-esteem and feel good about how they’re doing.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 19, 2012[28]

Everyone wants to be so unique. Just be absolutely outstanding at what you do and that’s so rare most people will think you’re unique.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 15, 2012[29]

Only in America can the people who supported slaughtering 25 million female babies via abortion prattle on solemnly about a “war on women”

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 8, 2012[30]

I’m in favor of using the least force necessary to stop a riot, but also in using as much force as necessary to get the job done.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 24, 2012[31]

..I am the only God. There are no others. I kill, & I make alive. I wound, & I heal, & no one can rescue you from my power Deuteronomy 32:39

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 24, 2012[32]

“I believe in Christianity as I believe in the rising sun; not because I see it, but by it I can see all else.” — C.S. Lewis

— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) April 14, 2012[33]

We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. ..When man’s terror scares you, turn your thoughts to the wrath of God – William Gurnall

— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) April 8, 2012[34]

Obama: Abraham Lincoln “couldn’t win GOP nomination right now.” Of course not. He’s dead. All he could do is vote in Chicago. #tcot[35]

— Fred Thompson (@fredthompson) April 2, 2012[36]

You guys still trying to create fake Twitter accounts making yourselves look like hot chicks to get my attention .I will go throw up now

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 24, 2012[37]

And ate a dog with it. @jtLOL[38]: Obama wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He took it from somebody who’d earned it.

— Jim J (@anthropocon) April 21, 2012[39]

Thank you to John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn[40]) of RightWingNews for the endorsement! rightwingnews.com/election-2012/…[41] #utpol[42] #utgop[43] #tcot[35]

— Dan Liljenquist (@DanForUtah) April 25, 2012[44]

Thanks @johnhawkinsrwn[40] for the endorsement for @SeanBielat[45]! rightwingnews.com/election-2012/…[46] #tcot[35] #blogconclt[47] #sgp[48] #twister[49]

— Bielat Press (@BielatPress) April 25, 2012[50]

Obama 2012: “Hasn’t eaten a dog in awhile.”

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) April 18, 2012[51]

Good pic of my son Jimmy’s bulldog, Apollo – I’m sorry Mr. President, he’s not on the menu! politi.co/HVhK9Z[52]

— John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) April 19, 2012[53]

Endnotes:
  1. April 12, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/190281106417917952
  2. April 10, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/189522194559275009
  3. April 29, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/196721910736896000
  4. April 26, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/195320570550820864
  5. April 16, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/191758980790484994
  6. #dumb: https://twitter.com/search/%2523dumb
  7. April 29, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/196670944301944832
  8. April 28, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/196069695068188672
  9. April 25, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/195018754617389057
  10. sshole: https://twitter.com/sshole
  11. April 24, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/194608576474513408
  12. April 22, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/194206616227291137
  13. April 19, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/192824943707295744
  14. TimTebow: https://twitter.com/TimTebow
  15. tonyrobbins: https://twitter.com/tonyrobbins
  16. cesarmillan: https://twitter.com/cesarmillan
  17. limbaugh: https://twitter.com/limbaugh
  18. April 25, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/195260722165448704
  19. April 26, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/195326907015897089
  20. April 11, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/190187637074690048
  21. April 12, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/190253223037247489
  22. April 5, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/188018244878204928
  23. April 4, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/187414816477020160
  24. April 27, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/195711435534368770
  25. April 18, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/192474682711228416
  26. April 1, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/186539083575730176
  27. May 1, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/197140866228424706
  28. April 19, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/192890425877602304
  29. April 15, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/191315741897797632
  30. April 8, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/189119750616530945
  31. April 24, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/194936705801928706
  32. April 24, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/194628363086860288
  33. April 14, 2012: https://twitter.com/testifyChrist/status/191273378898903040
  34. April 8, 2012: https://twitter.com/testifyChrist/status/189099055270473729
  35. #tcot: https://twitter.com/search/%2523tcot
  36. April 2, 2012: https://twitter.com/fredthompson/status/186929103323148288
  37. April 24, 2012: https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/194661780759396352
  38. jtLOL: https://twitter.com/jtLOL
  39. April 21, 2012: https://twitter.com/anthropocon/status/193714726981742594
  40. johnhawkinsrwn: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn
  41. rightwingnews.com/election-2012/…: http://t.co/X3o73tCn
  42. #utpol: https://twitter.com/search/%2523utpol
  43. #utgop: https://twitter.com/search/%2523utgop
  44. April 25, 2012: https://twitter.com/DanForUtah/status/195263679267221506
  45. SeanBielat: https://twitter.com/SeanBielat
  46. rightwingnews.com/election-2012/…: http://t.co/xAG5tRy2
  47. #blogconclt: https://twitter.com/search/%2523blogconclt
  48. #sgp: https://twitter.com/search/%2523sgp
  49. #twister: https://twitter.com/search/%2523twister
  50. April 25, 2012: https://twitter.com/BielatPress/status/195190404017168384
  51. April 18, 2012: https://twitter.com/IMAO_/status/192458374644903938
  52. politi.co/HVhK9Z: http://t.co/tIiW6Y7E
  53. April 19, 2012: https://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/193042917647065088

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