by John Hawkins | May 7, 2012 8:34 am
Dems LOVE women — as long they abort their babies, stay quiet about servicing Bill Clinton, & are trapped on welfare & dependent on libs.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 12, 2012[1]
Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 10, 2012[2]
People aren’t trash because of who they are, they’re trash because of how they behave.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 29, 2012[3]
You’re never going to get anywhere unless you start finding some new mistakes to make.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 26, 2012[4]
Signs is a great movie about what would happen if we were attacked by aliens that could figure out space travel, but not doors or spacesuits
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 16, 2012[5]
Saying I don’t need a psychologist to treat me, I have Jesus is like saying I don’t need a doctor to fix my broken arm, I have Jesus. #dumb[6]
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 29, 2012[7]
Saying killing Bin Ladden is a “gutsy call” is like saying paying your rent or taking an umbrella in the rain is gutsy. It’s a no brainer
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 28, 2012[8]
It’s the people who always feel behind who accomplish things. The people who feel caught up get complacent.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 25, 2012[9]
With animals, it may be “beta male” or “alpha male,” but with people, it goes “beta male,” “alpha male,” “@sshole[10].” There is a difference.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 24, 2012[11]
Did the math & between RWN, Linkiest. Townhall, PJ Media, the Jaz McKay show & social media, I’m getting out to 400k people in an avg week.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 22, 2012[12]
The average person isn’t mean. They’re just so wrapped up in their own little world that they don’t think much about other people’s problems
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 19, 2012[13]
People on earth I’d most like to talk with for 30 min: George W. Bush, @TimTebow[14], @tonyrobbins[15], John Bandler, @cesarmillan[16] , @limbaugh[17],
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 25, 2012[18]
Main takeaway from a show about finding monster Crocodiles? People still wash dishes in the river. Where there are Crocodiles.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 26, 2012[19]
Most of the people everyone thinks are so original and carefree are just either high, mentally ill, or both.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 11, 2012[20]
Do you ever start to respond to an idiot and then go, “Wait, why is what this moron thinks important enough to even merit a response?”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 12, 2012[21]
If this was the movie Saw, Obama would have the economy chained to a radiator and he’d be demanding it cut off its own foot to escape.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 5, 2012[22]
If your product was really all that revolutionary, you wouldn’t have to sell it via infomercials at 3 AM.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 4, 2012[23]
People misunderstand the Buffet rule. It actually means Obama wants all the Poodle, Corgi, and Chihuahua he can eat at state dinners.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 27, 2012[24]
Lassie: Ruff, ruff. Obama: What’s that buddy? Timmy’s down the well? Lassie: Ruff, ruff! Obama: Oh, you want me to fry you up for dinner? OK
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 18, 2012[25]
When I see a woman posting these cute little comments & cartoons suggesting that she’s a b*tch, I take her word for it & steer clear.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 1, 2012[26]
“Pink Slime” is just another name for super delicious hamburger meat. And a hamburger, by any other name, is just as tasty.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) May 1, 2012[27]
Mediocrities aren’t supposed to have high self-esteem and feel good about how they’re doing.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 19, 2012[28]
Everyone wants to be so unique. Just be absolutely outstanding at what you do and that’s so rare most people will think you’re unique.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 15, 2012[29]
Only in America can the people who supported slaughtering 25 million female babies via abortion prattle on solemnly about a “war on women”
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 8, 2012[30]
I’m in favor of using the least force necessary to stop a riot, but also in using as much force as necessary to get the job done.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 24, 2012[31]
..I am the only God. There are no others. I kill, & I make alive. I wound, & I heal, & no one can rescue you from my power Deuteronomy 32:39
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 24, 2012[32]
“I believe in Christianity as I believe in the rising sun; not because I see it, but by it I can see all else.” — C.S. Lewis
— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) April 14, 2012[33]
We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. ..When man’s terror scares you, turn your thoughts to the wrath of God – William Gurnall
— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) April 8, 2012[34]
Obama: Abraham Lincoln “couldn’t win GOP nomination right now.” Of course not. He’s dead. All he could do is vote in Chicago. #tcot[35]
— Fred Thompson (@fredthompson) April 2, 2012[36]
You guys still trying to create fake Twitter accounts making yourselves look like hot chicks to get my attention .I will go throw up now
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 24, 2012[37]
And ate a dog with it. @jtLOL[38]: Obama wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He took it from somebody who’d earned it.
— Jim J (@anthropocon) April 21, 2012[39]
Thank you to John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn[40]) of RightWingNews for the endorsement! rightwingnews.com/election-2012/…[41] #utpol[42] #utgop[43] #tcot[35]
— Dan Liljenquist (@DanForUtah) April 25, 2012[44]
Thanks @johnhawkinsrwn[40] for the endorsement for @SeanBielat[45]! rightwingnews.com/election-2012/…[46] #tcot[35] #blogconclt[47] #sgp[48] #twister[49]
— Bielat Press (@BielatPress) April 25, 2012[50]
Obama 2012: “Hasn’t eaten a dog in awhile.”
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) April 18, 2012[51]
Good pic of my son Jimmy’s bulldog, Apollo – I’m sorry Mr. President, he’s not on the menu! politi.co/HVhK9Z[52]
— John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) April 19, 2012[53]
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