Bitter Half Grouses About Her Tough Job

by Dave Blount | September 16, 2010 1:23 pm

Apparently the lot of Michelle Antoinette is tougher than we peasants realize[1].

Michelle Obama thinks being America’s First Lady is ‘hell’, Carla Bruni reveals today in a wildly indiscreet book.

Miss Bruni divulges that Mrs Obama replied when asked about her position as the U.S. president’s wife: ‘Don’t ask! It’s hell. I can’t stand it!’

This must explain the sour expression that rarely leaves her face. Apparently not even blowing half a $million on an extravagant vacation in Spain while Americans struggled to pay their taxes could make her miserable job endurable. It can’t be easy representing a country she only recently learned to be proud of[2]. The poor darling. Maybe the $2 million[3] she plans to throw at frivolities over the next year will make her oppressive life more tolerable.

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Enduring a hell that peasants could never understand.

On tips from SR and Gary in WA State. Hat tip: Sad Hill News[4]. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[5].

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