Obama Grants Interview to GloZell Green

19 Jan, 2015 by Dave Blount

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Behold the depths to which Obama has sunk the Office of the Presidency:

GloZell Green rocketed to YouTube fame by swallowing a ladle-full of ground cinnamon then gagging, retching, spitting and coughing for two and a half minutes.

It is a far cry from her next gig: interviewing President Barack Obama.

After his State Of The Union address on Tuesday, the POTUS has confirmed, he will sit down for interviews with three YouTube stars – including GloZell.

The Los Angeles-based vlogger, who characteristically wears green lipstick, starts each video with ‘Hello this is GloZell! Is you ok? Is you? Good, ’cause I wanted to know!’

She is expected to ask Obama what he likes to eat on toast.

A keen Obama supporter, GloZell has been posting supportive videos about the President since he was elected in 2008.

Watch the tasteful and articulate GloZell make the big announcement:

Here GloZell explains why she supports ObamaCare (originally I thought this was parody, but now I’m not so sure):

GloZell also sings. Her repertoire includes a tender ballad entitled, “Is That Your Breath or Did You Just Fart?”

Obama couldn’t be bothered to join the rest of the world at the French unity rally, but he has time to meet with GloZell to discuss breakfast condiments. The historic presidency has officially degenerated into farce.

On a tip from Jimmie C. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.