Heads Up! Hillary Clinton Might Be A Teaching Professor At A University Near You

Heads Up! Hillary Clinton Might Be A Teaching Professor At A University Near You

Hillary Clinton failed at trying to take over America as President, so now she’s going after students. Those that can’t get elected… teach. If you can believe it, she is reportedly considering taking a formal teaching role at the Ivy League Columbia University where communism is cherished as a teaching subject. The New York Daily News is now reporting that the Hildabeast is in discussions to take a flexible role that would allow her to lecture across schools and departments without the requirement of a strict course. I can’t imagine having to sit through a lecture by Hillary Clinton. I’d rather have a root canal while being boiled in oil.

Clinton was a former law professor at the Arkansas School of Law, but a source “with knowledge of Clinton’s thinking” told the Daily News that “no decisions have been made, but there are talks.” Why the hell doesn’t this moonbat just retire already? She’s like a rash that just won’t go away. Annoying, bothersome and red all over. She is also reportedly in discussions to house her archives at the prestigious university. I’m so glad I don’t have kids going to Columbia. In fact, note to self… thank God tonight that none of my family goes there.

“She’s trying to figure out what she wants to do. It could end up with the papers at one place and she has some sort of faculty role at another. She hasn’t quite come to a decision,” the source said. Clinton’s book “What Happened” came out last month. In it, she blamed everyone INCLUDING the kitchen sink for her failures… except of course herself. There has been a lot of speculation on what she would do next. Unfortunately, none of it includes going away or taking a long walk off a short pier. She has set up her own political fundraising group, “Onward Together” and has been on a lengthy speaking tour surrounding the release of the ironically entitled tome.

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There have even been rumors that Clinton wanted to become a pastor… a Methodist lay preacher. “I think it would be more of … her guest preaching at some point,” Clinton’s pastor, Bill Shillady, said. “We have a long history of lay preachers in the United Methodist Church.” He said that just before his book was pulled from shelves for plagiarism. Surely, even Clinton knows that she would risk a lightning strike if she started preaching. It could bring on Armageddon.

It’s not clear when Clinton might make a decision related to Columbia, but the source with knowledge of her thinking suggested it would be a matter of months, not years. She doesn’t have years. If Columbia does this, it will be one more nail in their progressive educational coffin. The only thing she’s fit to teach is ‘Corruption 101’.

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Terresa Monroe-Hamilton is an editor and writer for Right Wing News. She owns and blogs at NoisyRoom.net. She is a Constitutional Conservative and NoisyRoom focuses on political and national issues of interest to the American public. Terresa is the editor at Trevor Loudon's site, New Zeal - trevorloudon.com. She also does research at KeyWiki.org. You can email Terresa here. NoisyRoom can be found on Facebook and on Twitter.

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