Bob Geldof Announces End of World

by Dave Blount | October 7, 2013 1:27 pm

Great news: if you weren’t planning to retire before 2030, you don’t need to plan for it at all. Go ahead and spend your last penny over the next 17 years, because that’s all the sand left in the hourglass. As a lesser rock star, Bob Geldof was best known for pretending to be a real rock star in the movie The Wall. But he has attained greater levels of fame as an envirowacko voice of doom:

The musician-turned-activist reckons the world will end in 2030 – leading to the extinction of humankind.

Sir Bob, 61, based his miserable prediction on the effects of climate change.

By “climate change,” they mean global warming, which despite having ended for the time being remains a dire threat in the minds of moonbats.

He added: “We may not get to 2030. We need to address the problem of climate change urgently.” …

Despite the dire warnings on climate change, it emerged last month that a million square miles of Arctic seas have frozen in the past year as a new environmental trend takes hold, dubbed “global cooling”.

Rock musicians are not well known for their tight grip on reality. This is why they make such good left-wing activists.

Called upon to chart a course for humanity that rescues us from global warming.

On tips from Bob Roberts and Stormfax. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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