Boca Raton woman smeared dog poo on her elderly neighbor’s face and arms after animal defecated on her lawn

Way to lose it lady. I can understand getting really ticked off because someone let their dog do their business in your yard, but she had a baggie and would have disposed of it. You were just waiting for this woman to come by so you could descend on her like some harpie from hell. In my mind, it doesn’t matter whether you slung the poo or actually smeared it on her… it’s battery plain and simple.

From the Daily Mail:

A Boca Raton woman is accused of smearing dog poop on her elderly neighbor’s face to get revenge following argument.

Amy Goldberg is accused of putting it on her 67-year-old neighbor’s face and arms last week.

Goldberg, 57, was charged with battery on a person 65 years or older.

The smearing suspect’s neighbor was walking her dog when the animal defecated on the lawn in front of Goldberg’s home at the Woodfield Country Club in Boca Raton, according to an arrest report.

The neighbor said Goldberg came running out of her house screaming and yelling, the Palm Beach Post reported.

When Goldberg told her to clean it up, the neighbor, who already had a plastic baggie in her hand, allegedly fired back: ‘You clean it up.’

Goldberg allegedly grabbed the dog’s mess in a bag and hurled it at her neighbor after a chase, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

Goldberg then grabbed what was left of the pooch’s poop and smeared it on her neighbor’s arms and face.

After police arrived, Goldberg told them she threw the fido feces in her neighbor’s direction, but maintained that she never touched her.

Goldberg told officers the neighbor smeared the animal waste on herself to frame her for the attack because they had a long history of bad blood.

She was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail and released.

If convicted, Goldberg could be sentenced to a minimum of three years in prison and be forced to pay fines of up to $10,000.

There are 1,300 homes in the Woodfield Country Club community that cost anywhere from $300,000 up to a few million dollars.

You would expect more refined behavior from someone living in an upper class neighborhood like this. But noooo. She just had to get down and dirty in the dog poo and make a crappy statement (pun intended). This woman sounds unhinged and in need of professional help. I’d hate to see how she would go off if someone got her order wrong or delivered the wrong goods at her house. Wonder what else is wrong in this woman’s life that she felt justified in going nuclear over dog poo? I think she’s been in the Florida soon a touch too long.

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

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