Gay Santa

by Dave Blount | December 8, 2009 11:14 am

Is nothing sacred to the militant moonbats bent on corrupting every aspect of our society? The answer: that’s right, nothing[1].

So who knew? Santa Claus is a ho-ho homosexual. When the story goes public, it rocks the world. Well, at least in writer-performer Jeffrey Solomon’s “Santa Claus Is Coming Out,” his newest one-man show exploring gay issues.

It gets worse:

What Solomon’s really interested in is how to discuss gay sexual orientation with young children. It’s a timely and important subject, particularly as the religious right’s demagoguery has exploited people’s fear of it to roll back legal gay marriage in California and Maine. But while Solomon — who has taught theater to children in Catholic school and written works for young audiences — has his heart in the right place, his play is a curiously muted affair.

What, no anal sex on stage to titillate the children? That’s okay, given the agenda of our Safe Schools Czar[2], kids will probably be getting more than enough of that in their third grade classrooms.

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Not even Saint Nick is safe from depraved propaganda targeting children.

On a tip from Anonymous Countermoonbat. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[3].

Endnotes:
  1. nothing: http://www.backstage.com/bso/reviews-ny-theatre-off-broadway/santa-claus-is-coming-out-1004051185.story
  2. Safe Schools Czar: http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/12/safe-schools-pe.html
  3. Moonbattery: http://www.moonbattery.com/

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