The Top 20 Liberal Pick-Up Lines

by John Hawkins | January 7, 2010 6:22 am

20) Your Birkenstocks must stink, cause you’ve been nature-hiking through my mind all day. — JCred[1]

19) You had me at “Mao.” — ResistTyranny[2]

18) We’re both workers, of the world ……let’s “Unite” — TheGenuineDavid[3]

17) Hey honey, wanna come back to my place and test my emissions? — sarahbellumd[4]

16) My pants need a bailout. can you help? — sarahbellumd[4]

15) I’d love to to get you in a see-through dress. I’m a firm believer in transparency. — sarahbellumd[4]

14) I’m a Women’s Studies major, so if you would take off your clothes I’d appreciate it. — politicsoffear[5]

13) You are so hot. The science is settled. — sarahk47[6]

12) Darlin’ you stole my heart the same way George Bush stole the election in 2000 — johnhawkinsrwn[7]

11) Ooo, baby…I’d love to warm your globes. — sarahbellumd[4]

10) You sure you’re not Joy Behar? Cause I’m really digging the view. — JCred[1]

9) The caribou are rapidly disappearing. Mind if I look for them under your skirt? — sarahbellumd[4]

8) Mandate your coverage? I mandate you get uncovered. — MKisStacked[8]

7) Why don’t you come back to my place and I’ll show you my stimulus package. — Mainstreetrad[9]

6) I’m Pro-Choice, so you can choose to be on top or bottom. — politicsoffear[5]

5) Let’s hop in my electric car and let the sparks fly. — TheGenuineDavid[3]

4) I saw you across the room, and thought, “I’d like to have him help me get my first abortion.” — ResistTyranny[2]

3) You’re so hot, you should be banned by the Kyoto Treaty. — politicsoffear[5]

2) Want to see my solo performance of the Vagina Monologues? — Patrioticameric[10]

1) My wife just doesn’t understand me. She’s the Secretary of State, and travels all the time. — ResistTyranny[2]

Endnotes:
  1. JCred: http://twitter.com/JCred
  2. ResistTyranny: http://twitter.com/ResistTyranny
  3. TheGenuineDavid: http://twitter.com/TheGenuineDavid
  4. sarahbellumd: http://twitter.com/sarahbellumd
  5. politicsoffear: http://twitter.com/politicsoffear
  6. sarahk47: http://twitter.com/sarahk47
  7. johnhawkinsrwn: http://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn
  8. MKisStacked: http://twitter.com/MKisStacked
  9. Mainstreetrad: http://twitter.com/Mainstreetrad
  10. Patrioticameric: http://twitter.com/Patrioticameric

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