Illegal Aliens Have A List Of 10 DEMANDS That They Say The American People Better Grant

by Frank Lea | November 7, 2015 12:45 pm

I’m gonna need you to sit down while reading, so you can fathom the absurdity that comes with the demands that Illegal immigrants want from America[1].

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Their first right is for illegal immigrants to not be called ‘illegal’ or ‘alien.’ The document states: “Acknowledgement that we are already here, that we are human beings with a right to be, that our mere presence cannot be deemed illegal or our existence alien.”

Trust us. We already know you’re here. That’s why we’re having this conversation. It’s not your presence that is illegal, is the part that you illegally waltzed into a country and demanded that you didn’t have to follow the proper protocol to become a citizen. If you live here, then you have to follow the laws like most other people. People who don’t follow laws are criminals.

The second in the list demands that illegal immigrants be treated with dignity and respect.

You broke the law and cost America’s tax payers over 100 billion per year. Just because you save a few bucks with really, really, good cheap labor, that doesn’t negate the fact that you broke a law. Just get the paperwork and everything is OK.

Their third “right” consists of being guaranteed a path to US citizenship. It reads: “Recognition of our right to be presented with a path to citizenship/residency as the first priority of future immigration policy combined with interim deferment of all law-abiding Undocumented Americans against detention and deportation.”

I can see this working out for people who are already here. Think about the kids – it doesn’t make sense to uproot the little ones and take them through nonsense just to prove a point. If an illegal immigrant is in the process of paperwork, that’s fine. It’s progress in the right direction.

The fourth “right” demands US birth certificates for illegal immigrants’ children born in the US.

This is fine if the parent gains citizenship.

Their fifth “right” says that deportation can be an act of “cruel and unusual punishment.” It reads: “Protection against cruel and unusual punishment, including the separation of our immediate families and incarceration without charges, hearings, or representation.”

I agree with this because it could cause trauma for the kids. However, the parents should’ve thought of that. I will agree to this IF the parents are securing citizenship and follow through with it in a respectable amount of time.

In the sixth “right,” they demand access to free US public education and also in-state tuition rates for public colleges and universities.

Public school, sure. In state tuition? No. Not until you technically live in the state. Until then, you’re a resident of Mexico. Just because you cut lawns for cheap doesn’t mean you get a break on tuition. You get the great American college loan rip off torture like the rest of us.

In their seventh “right,” they demand a “guarantee of wage equality” for illegal immigrants.

If you want this, then you have to stand INSIDE Home Depot and work, not outside waiting to get picked up by a random contractor.

The eighth “right” affirms their “right” to humanitarian treatment, including medical care.

No problem. You can suffer through Obamacare with the rest of us. I have a feeling immigrants will rethink this.

The ninth “right” says that illegal immigrants should not be deported after reporting crimes.

This should be case by case. Does the illegal have kids and are the kids cared for by another adult? If so, then the illegal criminal can enjoy a boot home to their country. You’re a criminal by being illegal and you think committing crime is OK? No. Get out.

The tenth “right” says that illegal immigrants should be ensured by the US government of the Declaration of Independence’s rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

No problem. Welcome to Obama’s America in 2015, the absolute most stupid year in history. What’s your 11th request? Getting a free transsexual operation? Who are you, Juan Jenner?

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Endnotes:
  1. demands that Illegal immigrants want from America: http://www.westernjournalism.com/illegals-just-sent-their-list-of-10-demands-to-the-american-people-its-not-going-to-go-over-well/
  2. [Image]: https://rightwingnews1.wpenginepowered.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/illegal-immigrants.jpg
  3. [Image]: https://rightwingnews1.wpenginepowered.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/grumpy-cat-no-go-away-picture.jpg.png

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