by Lori Ziganto | March 29, 2010 3:12 pm
The very definition of irony.
Submitting without comment, only because I don’t wish to go to hell.
From Jammie Wearing Fool:
Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.
“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing”, recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. “There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, ‘HELP-COLD‘”.
His widow appears to be a half-wit, to boot.
“He kept talking about when they ‘get down to chili’, and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies“, Mrs. Schneider recounted. “I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica”.
(cross-posted at iowntheworld and snark and boobs)
Correction from John Hawkins: This story apparently originated with a spoof site.
Source URL: https://rightwingnews.com/liberals/can%e2%80%99t-make-this-stuff-up-global-warming-activist-freezes-to-death/
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