The apex of modern political journalism

by Craig Newmark | August 18, 2012 8:49 am

Or at least close. Read as ABC News probes the: profoundly mysterious connection between Mitt Romney’s father and McDonald’s founder Ray Kroc[1]. How could they possibly have known each other? What did George Romney do for Kroc? And just what about that gift card that a “randomly selected sample of McDonald’s restaurant managers”: have never heard of? (Cue the theme from: Jaws.)

The reporter should have talked to me, though. I could have told her that the Koch brothers, the Masons, and the Trilateral Commission were involved.

But maybe the reporter is just trying to get a job on: Saturday Night Live.

Endnotes:
  1. profoundly mysterious connection between Mitt Romney’s father and McDonald’s founder Ray Kroc: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/mitts-mcdonalds-mystery-solved/story?id=17027314#.UC-KXT1lRTf

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