Trump’s Scheme to Sic Weather on Minorities Revealed

07 Sep, 2017 by Dave Blount

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The party is over. Trump’s nefarious scheme has been revealed:

Before dismissing Breanna as a fool or a lunatic, keep in mind that the assumption that the government can and should control the weather is the basis for climate change dogma, a central pillar of modern liberal ideology.

How exactly does Trump do it? Here’s a theory:

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Fortunately, the evil scheme has been revealed before more weather could be inflicted. Now Antifa will come to the rescue:

The reason rational arguments don’t work is that we are dealing with stupid lunatic children.

On a tip from Dan F. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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