Whew! Top 10 Leading GOP Contenders Are Mostly On The “Screw The Climate” Side

by William Teach | January 21, 2011 9:53 am

Our old pall Lisa Hymas is back to inform us about 10 GOP presidential contenders, 10 different ways to screw the climate[1]. This is a break from her normal hyperbole, typically about being a GINK (green inclinations, no kids), how having kids (known as little carbon footprints) is bad, a focus on population being bad, people being bad….unfortunately, there aren’t enough Warmists/Eco-nuts like Lisa being GINKs, because then that gene pool would be extinct in one generation.

We’ve checked out the leading (or at least famous) hopefuls for the Republican presidential nomination and found that all of them vociferously oppose cap-and-trade systems — including a few who had to flip-flop to get there. On climate science, there’s more variety, ranging from loud denial to muddled semi-denial. Get the dirt on the 10 possible candidates here.

Those 10 are

So, those are your 10 GOP contenders who will screw the climate. At this point, I’d usually mention something about the Alarmists failing to live the life they tell everyone else to live, but, really, this is Liberal World, and liberals need someone to not only tell them what to do, but, legislate what they should do. Like the fable lemmings*, they need a strong leader to take them over the edge. They’re followers, who simply parrot what they are told to parrot, and follow. They’re sheeple, and go where the herd dogs tell them to go.

*Lemmings do not really intentionally throw themselves off cliffs[2]. Perhaps Disney[3] will replace lemmings with Liberals next time.

Endnotes:
  1. 10 GOP presidential contenders, 10 different ways to screw the climate: http://www.grist.org/article/2011-01-21-gop-presidential-contenders-ways-to-screw-climate/PALL
  2. throw themselves off cliffs: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article1005514.ece
  3. Disney: http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.asp

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