From The “Pulling Numbers Out Of Our Behinds” Department Comes This Dispatch From Nancy Pelosi

by John Hawkins | February 4, 2009 10:46 am

According to Nancy Pelosi, we’re going to lose 500 zillion, jillion jobs per month until the stimulus package is passed,

Many conservatives have mocked Nancy for this ridiculous statement, but as per usual, the right-wingers are missing something very important. As the all-knowing and wise Lightbringer who leads us has pointed out, there are actually 57 states and obviously some of those states have extraordinarily large populations.

That’s where those extra job losses come from. Don’t all you conservatives feel silly now that you know the real truth?!?!?