Giving the Gift of Abortion

by Van Helsing | November 28, 2008 12:57 pm

Here’s the perfect gift for the moonbat on your list: an abortion[1].

Planned Parenthood, which in past years has promoted a “Choice on Earth” abortion campaign during the Christmas season[2], has a new outreach, offering Christmas gift certificates to be used for abortions.

Abortion gift cards are particularly appropriate during the Christmas season, in light of King Herod’s mass slaughter of infants[3] at the time of Christ’s birth.

Get your Planned Parenthood gift cards today, each redeemable for one dead baby. Taxpayers may shower PP with hundreds of $millions per year[4], but they can’t be expected to pick up all the costs. The country’s most successful abortion mill franchise needs more cash if it’s going to continue to make record profits[5].

King Herod would be delighted to see his legacy carried forward.

On a tip from TED. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[6].

  1. an abortion:
  2. “Choice on Earth” abortion campaign during the Christmas season:
  3. mass slaughter of infants:
  4. hundreds of $millions per year:
  5. record profits:
  6. Moonbattery:

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