by John Hawkins | February 10, 2009 9:28 am
I don’t know whether to be horrified at the mere existence of this site or to laud the American ingenuity that led to it — although I am really leaning towards horror.
What site? Why….hoo, boy — Sh*tsenders.com.
Now, you may be thinking, “Gee, I got a dog. I could do that myself.”
However, here’s the thing; not only do they send the crap anonymously, they send some rather exotic types of crap. How exotic? Here’s their price list,
Cow Dung – 1 quart
$12.95 + $6.95 shipping
Cow Dung – 1 gallon
$19.95 + $9.95 shipping
Elephant Crap – 1 quart
$14.95 + $6.95 shipping
Elephant Crap – 1 gallon
$21.95 + $9.95 shipping
Gorilla sh*t – 1 quart
$16.95 + $6.95 shipping
Gorilla sh*t – 1 gallon
$23.95 + $9.95 shipping
Dude, I don’t even know what I would think if I received a gallon of gorilla sh*t from an anonymous person. I think I’d just be puzzled and reeling. But, that begs the question; why would you send a gallon of gorilla crap to someone? They actually have different suggested reasons.
The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of sh*t:
To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend
Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn
For your mean boss
For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off
A Last minute gift for some one who has everything
A gag gift
For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg
To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D
Some one left you negative feedback on your auction
You just don’t like them
How about: they just voted for cloture on a stimulus bill that will add over a trillion dollars to our national debt? On second thought, don’t do that.
Next thing you know, Congress will be spending a hundred million dollars to sweeten the smell of cow dung or coming up with an elephant tax — or something.
PS: I know, I know, “What does this have to do with conservatism? Why are you talking about this? Blah, blah, blah, blah.” What can I say? It really caught my attention and sometimes you have to step outside the box a little with your posts.
Hat tip to LC_HOGHEAD for the link.
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