Mantyhose? Uh…No!

by John Hawkins | December 1, 2008 8:12 am

Via Dr. Helen[1] comes the latest trend in feminizing men: Mantyhose[2] — no, seriously!

My first thought after looking at these guys was Silence of the Lambs. Ya know, Buffalo Bill: “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!”

Dr. Helen had a different take on it,

“Are they trying to turn men into women because women buy more sh*t? What other reason could there be?”

There could be people involved who don’t realize that no matter how many movies like To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar that they make, crossdressing is never, ever going to be “cool.”

PS: Even if you call pantyhose “Mantyhose,” they are in fact, still pantyhose.

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