Sarah Palin’s Christmas Card

by John Hawkins | December 10, 2008 12:00 pm

According to one of the finest news organizations in America, the Weekly World News[1] — which incidentally, is about to affiliate with Conservative Grapevine[2] (yes, really), an anonymous group of hackers,

…has once again hacked into Sarah Palin’s e-mail account and provided Weekly World News with the first look at her upcoming Christmas card!

Here’s the card,

Obviously, what we’re looking at here is Sarah Palin posing with some sort of mutated Spy-Elk, created in a lab by the Russkies, so it could be used as a weapon against America.

The fact that she stopped Putin’s plan cold, is already teaching her son how to hunt before he can even walk, and put the whole thing on her Christmas card shows she’s someone that we can trust in the White House.

Let’s face it, had Barack Obama run into this very same — let’s call it what it is, folks, a Kremlin Death-Elk, he would have thrown down his weapon and tried to negotiate with it unconditionally, thereby putting America at risk.

That’s why we need Sarah Palin in the White House in 2012 to replace Obama-Hitler!

PS: Is it too soon for the Obama-Hitler thing? I mean, if I’ve learned anything from the left side of the blogosphere over the last 8 years, it’s that it’s always a good time to compare your political enemies to Hitler. …Oh Ok, I withdraw the whole Obama-Hitler comment…

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