Sea Kittens & Endangered Baby Polar Bears!

by John Hawkins | January 12, 2009 7:48 am

As you’ve probably heard, PETA wants you to call fish “sea kittens,”[1]


Radical international animal rights group PETA has launched its most bizarre campaign yet, demanding fish be renamed “sea kittens”.

PETA – People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals – believes calling fish sea kittens will make sea food less appealing.

It wants to change the image of fish as slimy and slithery creatures by claiming they are similar to cuter, more popular animals. “Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?” PETA asked on its website.

Now, you probably rolled your eyes when you heard this and thought that it was silly. However, maybe conservatives should take a page out of their book.

With that in mind, from now on, I think we should call babies in the womb “endangered baby polar bears.” Sure, a liberal might happily advocate killing a baby in the womb, but could that same liberal, in good conscience, call for the death of an “endangered baby polar bear?” Sure, it’s one thing to rip a child to pieces, but to do the same thing to an “endangered baby polar bear?” That’s just heartless!

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