Sir Ted of Chappaquiddick

by Van Helsing | March 4, 2009 12:41 pm

It was once a high honor to become a British knight. Then came moonbattery. Now, knights include the likes of pervert pop star Elton John and the comparably squirrelly Paul McCartney. The embarrassing remnants of Britain hit rock bottom today with this[1]:

Ted Kennedy, one of the leading members of the family dynasty that dominated American politics in the final decades of the last century, is to receive an honorary knighthood.

Kennedy, a drunken degenerate and seditious[2] hard-left demagogue, is perhaps best known for his Chappaquiddick adventure[3]. This entailed drunkenly driving into the drink while catting around with a woman other than his wife. Rather than trying to rescue Mary Jo Kopechne from the submerged car, he left her to die and didn’t report the incident until ten hours later.

Roundtable material this guy ain’t.

They don’t make knights like they used to.

On tips from Camaron and Byron. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[4].

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