Warmists Advocate Manmade Volcanoes

by Van Helsing | September 1, 2009 1:12 pm

Since the global warming crisis is not real, it can only be addressed with unreal solutions — and nothing could be more unreal than the latest scheme to save the polar bears by polluting the air with millions of tons of sulfur from artificial volcanoes. The demented plot — worthy of Doctor Evil at his most malevolent — is backed by the prestigious Royal Society[1]:

The society will this week call for a global programme of studies into geo-engineering — the manipulation of the Earth’s climate to counteract global warming — as the world struggles to cut greenhouse gas emissions.

It will suggest in a report that pouring sulphur-based particles into the upper atmosphere could be one of the few options available to humanity to keep the world cool.

True believers in the global warming farce are getting desperate, as it appears that not all countries are willing to commit economic suicide for the sake of their discredited cult.

Ken Caldeira, an earth scientist at Stanford University, California, and a member of a Royal Society working group on geo-engineering, said dust sprayed into the stratosphere in volcanic eruptions was known to cool the Earth by reflecting light back into space.

“If I had a dollar for geo-engineering research I would put 90 cents of it into stratospheric aerosols and 10 cents into everything else,” said Caldeira.

Why would we want to ruin the atmosphere?

Brian Launder, a professor at Manchester University, who is also on the working group, recently said that without CO2 reductions or geo-engineering “civilisation as we know it will end within our grandchildren’s lifetime”.

Never mind that it hasn’t gotten any warmer in over a decade[2], that it wouldn’t be a bad thing if it did get warmer, and that unfortunately it’s more likely to keep getting colder[3]. The sky will fall if we don’t do what Al Gore’s priesthood says right now.

It’s fitting that these evil lunatics favor sulfur as a pollutant, considering that they are trying to create hell on earth by blotting out the sun.

Hellish visions inspire moonbat imaginations.

On a tip from Steve T. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[4].

  1. Royal Society: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6814912.ece
  2. hasn’t gotten any warmer in over a decade: http://spectator.org/archives/2009/03/01/why-the-world-is-getting-warme
  3. keep getting colder: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jan/30/world-is-getting-colder/
  4. Moonbattery: http://www.moonbattery.com/

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