Absolut Silliness — Satire By Frank J.

I know I should be outraged about the the Absolut ad thingy, but the Reconquista idea is just so pathetic. We’re talking about Mexico. That’s like a three year old imagining besting a professional luchadore.

And why would Mexicans want an even larger country to flee from?

MEXICAN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT: Yay! I’ve made it to America!

MEXICAN OFFICIAL: I’m afraid not. We took over most of the west coast. You’re still like a thousand miles from the American border.

MEXICAN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT: Crap. Do you have any work I can do?

MEXICAN OFFICIAL: Of course not. This is Mexico

This satire was used with the permission of IMAO.

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