Are touchdowns hurting football?

Or maybe I should ask: are goals hurting futbol? Those Germans, you know, in the World Cup, they’re scoring an awful lot. That can’t be good for the game.

Another question: is all the rain we got in June hurting the corn crop?

Are muscles bad for competitive bodybuilders? Should Usain Bolt slow the hell down?

Are new babies bringing the rest of the family reunion down?

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Are Megan Fox’s legs hurting her career?

Are cops hurting Dunkin Donuts?

Or, as the New York Times is asking: Are Profits Hurting Capitalism?

I suppose we should be happy: at least the Times is implying that capitalism is worthwhile.

Via Memeorandum.

(As usual, The TrogloPundit has more questions than answers.)

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