Bill Clinton Forced to Deny He’s a Racist

by Van Helsing | August 5, 2008 2:09 pm

During Stalin’s show trials, even the most brutal communist apparatchiks could find themselves accused of being counterrevolutionaries. Likewise, even America’s First Black President[1], the guy with the office in Harlem[2], who has been said to be blacker than Obama[3], feels compelled to deny the thought crime of racism:

It’s no use protesting his innocence. As universities now teach[4], all white people are racist[5]. Like the rest of us, Slick Willie can only be redeemed by accepting the punishments deemed just by the Obamessiah.

On tips from Lyle. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[6].

  1. America’s First Black President:
  2. office in Harlem:
  3. blacker than Obama:
  4. universities now teach:
  5. all white people are racist:
  6. Moonbattery:

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