by John Hawkins | February 24, 2004 7:00 pm
President George Bush today announced his support for a constitutional amendment defining marriage as a monogamous heterosexual relationship, and experts predict that Andrewsullivan.com will be hardest hit.
Visitor traffic on the weblog, which is written by an openly-Republican homosexual and professing Roman Catholic, has already spiked to more than 10,000 visitors per hour.
“Not only will AndrewSullivan.com be hard hit,” said an unnamed expert in constitutional PR, “But Mr. Sullivan’s PayPal donation link will take a beating as liberals and homosexuals race to combat the amendment by funding Andrew’s promotional efforts.”
Mr. Sullivan could not be reached for comment since he is appearing on several dozen news and talk shows.
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