Bush Lies, Mars Fries — Satire By Cadet Happy

by John Hawkins | September 22, 2005 4:44 am

If I have learned anything from “school bus” Ray Nagin in the last few weeks, it is that a man has to stand up and admit when he is wrong. To date, I had dismissed the global warming fanatics as clueless self-interested ideologues, pushing an agenda that has no scientific basis.

However, I was shocked to learn today that Mars is experiencing global warming as well[1]! Something must be done! Not only have we screwed up our planet, we are now screwing up our interplanetary neighbors.

Therefore, I call on President Bush to immediately sign into law the Kyoto treaty and cut greenhouse emissions in the U.S. by 75% in the next 5 years. I am also calling on the volcanoes of the world to agree to a 25 year moratorium on eruptions. I think if we all work together we can save Mars!

This satire was used with the permission of IMAO[2].

  1. Mars is experiencing global warming as well: http://powerlineblog.com/archives/011741.php
  2. IMAO: http://www.imao.us

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