Bush Puts Paris To The Torch — Satire By Liberal Larry

by John Hawkins | November 8, 2005 9:13 am

Bush Puts Paris to the Torch
When Bush began this silly little “War on Terror” of his, he promised it would make the world a better, safer place for everyone. Apparently, he forgot to include the peace-loving Muslim peoples in his “brave new world”, for ever since 9/11 he’s gone out of his way to make them feel uncomfortable. Routine genital-mocking at Abu-Ghraib. Quran-mishandling at Gitmo. Random searches at airport security that are a slap in the face of every sweaty, middle-eastern businessman who just wants to relax and enjoy his last flight in this world without being harassed by infidels. Now, we learn that the CIA has been apprehending terrorist suspects and holding them in secret prisons all across Europe, where they are kept in small rooms with bad feng shui and forced to endure impromptu burlesque shows in complete violation of the Geneva Conventions. So is it really such a big surprise that the Muslim community has exploded with such rage against Western Civilization? Is it any wonder that the Religion of Peace is currently burning the City of Love to the ground?

Like some of our greatest democrat presidents, France has enjoyed a peaceful, collaborative relationship with governments and organizations that less civilized nations would call “sponsors of terrorism” or “the axis of evil”. For decades, they’ve opened their borders to anyone, regardless of race, creed, or deep burning desire to kill infidels. Now a trusting friendship built on a solid foundation of appeasement and capitulation has been burnt to ashes, thanks to the Shrub’s desperate urge to get back at the low down polecat that tried t’ kill his pa.

But rest assured, Halliburton will be there when the smoke clears to help rebuild Paris. For a price, of course.

This satire was used with the permission of BlameBush![1].