Child Pimps & Hos On Halloween

27 Aug, 2004 by John Hawkins

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What kind of execrable piece of trash would buy a Halloween costume like this for their kid? And before you start to wonder, no, this isn’t satire….

This is great isn’t it? You can dress your sons and daughters up like pimps and hos and then send them out on the streets for tricks and treats. And if you go to the “Child Ho” section, you’ll see this….

“Due to overwhelming demand, our child ho costume is currently sold out. However, we are currently accepting preorders. All preorders will arrive in time for Halloween 2004.”

Look, I don’t want to say that anyone who dresses their child as a ho or pimp for Halloween is a bad parent…oh wait, that’s EXACTLY what I wanted to say.

Hat tip to The Corner for finding this.