by John Hawkins | June 28, 2005 1:00 am
In a pair of rulings on the constitutionality[1] of the 10 Commandments on government property, the Supreme Court today said the declaration[2] that so-called “private” property is actually government land temporarily under private management until its eventual seizure.
In a second ruling handed down today, the Supreme Court banned the 10 commandments from appearing in courtrooms[3] unless the following disclaimer is included: “Display of this historically-significant collection of laws shall not be construed as an endorsement of the God who may, or may not, have spoken them, nor of the existence of such a God, nor of the legality of the laws. Citizens may observe and obey these commandments at their own risk. Please consult your family attorney before embarking on any law-abiding regimen.”
This satire was used with the permission of Scrappleface[4].
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