by John Hawkins | August 4, 2003 1:24 pm
Vermont Gov. Howard Dean announced today that he hates President George Bush more than any of his Democrat presidential rivals do, especially Sen. John Kerry.
“I acknowledge that Senator Kerry has a certain disdain for George Bush,” said Gov. Dean. “But my hatred for the president is pure, and deep and wide. My rage about him is unfettered, palpable and savage.”
“Americans want to know that the Democrat nominee is no pretender,” Gov. Dean added. “Whoever we nominate must really despise George Bush to the core of his being. I am Bush-hate incarnate.”
DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe said today that the party will release the official Bush Loathing Index (BLI) for each Democrat candidate later this week.
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