DUmmy Thread Of The Day: They Are The Mainstream

by William Teach | October 21, 2007 10:55 am

Are you ready for this? Please, no drinking of milk, coffee, or juice, as I will not be responsible for any nose damage that occurs

burythehatchet – DU’ers are not radicals, we’re not out of the mainstream, we’re not the lunatic fringe

WE ARE SIMPLY BETTER INFORMED. And so our seeming crazy when we say that Plame was outed for her work in Iran, or that the Iraq invasion was based on lies, or that the DOJ is an organized crime operation, we aren’t WRONG, or FAR LEFT, we are just AHEAD OF THE NEWS CYCLE by about 2 to 3 years.
Do you feel out of the mainstream of America?

Got that? Not only normal and not wackjobs, but they are actually psychic!

What do the rest of the DUmmies think?

And we all know that people who desperately search for and buy into conspiracies about there being two Flight 93’s, discuss their 9/11 skepticism, and are totally in tune with a British MP stating that Dr. David Kelly was assassinated for exposing the British Government’s “sexed-up” Iraq dossier showing we went to war over lies (this one was on the DU front page). You know, those lies most Democrats voted for and most of the world believed in.

But, we are the mainstream, damnitall, and we will smear feces on ourselves so we don’t get arrested while protesting! And smear it all over military recruitment centers. Perhaps calling them Surrender Monkeys is correct, eh?

Update:
those mainstream, non-lunatic liberals managed to hit a woman with a brick [1]during one of their non-radical demonstrations.

Cross posted at Pirate’s Cove[2]. Check out today’s Patriotic Pinup [3](painted type, and in good taste)

Endnotes:
  1. hit a woman with a brick : http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=6978
  2. Pirate’s Cove: http://www.thepiratescove.us/?p=4623
  3. Patriotic Pinup : http://www.thepiratescove.us/?p=4621

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