“He met and married the descendant of a Gungan princess…”

“…to solidify his standing with the Earth dwellers as a person deserving the respect due royalty.”

Obi’s Sister, speculating on the rise and fall of Darth Obama:

Could Obama have been secretly tutored, then rejected as unsuitable, by Darth Sidious himself?

She had me right up to the point where she compared the Tea Party to the Ewoks.

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Cross-posted at The TrogloPundit.

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