Hillary Clinton Memoir Tops Harry Potter

by John Hawkins | April 29, 2003 1:27 am

Hillary Clinton Memoir Tops Harry Potter By Scott Ott: Pre-publication sales of Sen. Hillary Clinton’s long-awaited book[1] have already bypassed J.K. Rowling’s latest Harry Potter novel, outperforming all others on the New York Times best-selling fiction list.

Mrs. Clinton had received an $8 million advance for her allegory about a beautiful attorney[2] who meets a toad who would be a prince. Despite its fanciful[3] genre, the 576-page work will offer practical encouragement to women on some of life’s everyday problems:

— How to make something out of someone who’s good for nothing.
— Organizing and storing files.
— Things to occupy your mind while he’s working late at the office.
— Keeping the friends you need.
— Taking control of every last detail in your life, and the lives of those around you, so that no one can hurt you like that two-faced, philandering maggot did… ever again.

Mrs. Clinton will begin her book-signing tour at New Jersey’s Paramus Park Mall in early June.

If you liked this satire by Scott Ott, you can see more of his work at Scrappleface[4].

Endnotes:
  1. book: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A47315-2003Apr28.html
  2. attorney: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0895261677/scottott
  3. fanciful: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0895262746/scottott
  4. Scrappleface: http://scrappleface.com/

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