by John Hawkins | July 14, 2002 8:57 pm
If Only Animals Could Talk!: In the Aquaman section of his “Super Friends” page Seanbaby sums up about what I think of the intelligence of animals…
“Our genius scientists taught that gorilla sign language, and do you know what we learned? “Banana is pretty! Banana make gorilla happy!” I’m going to say what we already know: we’re not going to learn sh*t from animals. I guess we could teach a cat to talk to find out what @ssholes taste like without having to go to prison. Maybe dogs could let us know if it’s a good idea to make food that turns into “gravy” when you add water, but what would anyone learn from fish? “Sunken toy castle is adventure! Big fish equal danger!” Fish don’t know anything.”
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