Introducing The Acme Chastity Belt:

by John Hawkins | June 2, 2002 11:11 pm

Introducing The Acme Chastity Belt:[1] Are you a practicing Catholic with children? Do you want your children to grow up with the benefits of a strong, lasting, faith that can comfort them in times of trial and yet do you fear that your children will be pawed like a cheap hooker by your priest? Have you noticed that your priest’s gaze seems to “linger” a little bit too long on the kids? Has your priest been moved to three different churches in the last four years because of “personal reasons”? (Cont)

  1. Introducing The Acme Chastity Belt::

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