Longshoreman Gives Rational and Coherent Statement to Media…Just Kidding, He Threatens Everyone There

by Duane Lester | September 9, 2011 4:42 pm

The local media was outside of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILWU Local 21) offices in Longview, Washington gathering interviews and b-roll.

Here’s what happened when one of the union members, who said his name was “F*ck You C*cksucker,” came outside to discuss their possible trespassing:

Aside from the lack of employment at the port, I can understand why he is so angry. I have listened to “A Boy Named Sue.” Your given name can have a big impact on a boy’s life.

I imagine this guy’s life has just been a series of fistfights.

“Hi, nice to meet you. My name’s Joe. What’s yours?”

“F*ck You C*cksucker.”

“Wha…?”

Fight ensues. Until one day…

“Hi. My name is Hank, president of the Longshoreman Union. What’s your name?”

“F*ck You C*cksucker.”

“Welcome to the union. Mind the door.”

It was a match made in thug heaven.

Hat Tip: The Right Scoop[1]

Cross posted at All American Blogger.[2]

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