Media Unearths Rick Perry’s College Transcripts In Nothing Flat, But Still Unable to Find Any Trace of Barack Obama’s Existence

by Doug Ross | August 14, 2011 4:25 pm

You may have missed the Left’s preemptive attack on Rick Perry. The GOP candidate’s transcripts were “mysteriously released” a few days ago[1], which smacks of another odd disclosure.

In 2004, Barack Obama’s GOP opponent for Senate — Jack Ryan — “mysteriously” had his sealed divorce records un-sealed[2].

But I’m sure that’s just coincidental.

You know, I find the media quite honest and diligent. It mocks and vilifies Rick Perry’s college transcripts, yet somehow forgot about checking Barack Obama’s:

1. Occidental College records and transcripts — Not released
2. Columbia University records and transcripts — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — ‘not available’
4. Harvard University records and transcripts — Not released
5. Medical records — Not released
6. Illinois State Senate schedule — ‘not available’
7. Illinois State Senate records — ‘not available’
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of Original Birth certificate — Not released
10. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
11. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
12. Record of Baptism — Not released or ‘not available’

But I’m sure that’s just an innocent oversight.

Related Fun: The secret scrapbook of Barry Soetoro Barack Obama[3]

Endnotes:
  1. GOP candidate’s transcripts were “mysteriously released” a few days ago: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/05/rick-perry-college-transcript_n_919357.html
  2. his sealed divorce records un-sealed: http://www.slate.com/id/2102872/
  3. The secret scrapbook of Barry Soetoro Barack Obama: http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2008/10/secret-scrapbook-of-barry-soetoro.html

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