Panic Spreads Among the Nutroots

by Van Helsing | September 8, 2008 2:32 pm

Nutroots kooks are scurrying for safe holes in the baseboards, having realized that the media’s campaign to pass off Barack Obama as a credible presidential candidate is doomed to failure[1]. Amusingly, they choose to blame the very media that set the unqualified junior nobody up on his post[2]. In a HuffPo post[3] entitled, “We’re Gonna Frickin’ Lose this Thing,” Hollyweirdo Adam McKay snivels that Republicans have a “house advantage”:

So what is this house advantage the Republicans have? It’s the press. […]without a real press the corporate and religious Republicans can lie all they want and get away with it.

Never mind that four times[4] more journalists identify themselves as liberal than as conservative.

Equally amusing is the complaint that “the religious right teaches closed mindedness so it’s almost impossible to gain new voters from their pool because people who disagree with them are agents of the devil.” In contrast, moonbats are known for their open-minded views[5] toward the gap-toothed rubes clinging[6] to their guns and Bibles in flyover country.

The laughter stops when McKay proposes his solution to our insufficiently moonbatty media: “most importantly we should bring up re-regulating the media and who owns it.”

Hugo Chavez had the same idea[7].

Tinseltown’s Adam McKay wants the media under State control.

On a tip from Todd D. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[8].

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