Quote Of The Day: Dennis Miller Explains Why He’s No Longer A Liberal

by John Hawkins | January 2, 2007 7:48 am

“Looks like they found evidence of water on Mars, but unfortunately, they also found a sucker fish in water, so we’re not allowed to study it any more.

Do you know why I’m no longer liberal? Because I wanted to stop my sentences one word short of the word “but.” You know, as a liberal, I found myself using the word “but” more frequently than a proctologist filling out his day planner.” — Dennis Miller[1]

  1. Dennis Miller: http://newsbusters.org/node/9880

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