Quote Of The Day: “Why Can’t I Just Eat My Waffle?”

by John Hawkins | April 22, 2008 11:28 am

This is too funny.

The great and snobby one was at a photo-op, digging into a waffle, when a reporter asked him a question. Here’s what happened[1],

“As Sen. Hillary Clinton was preparing to campaign here today, Sen. Barack Obama was meeting with voters at a diner and apparently pretty hungry.

“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?” he said, when asked a foreign policy question by a reporter at the Glider Diner.”

I thought about punching up some commentary about this, but the reader comments from “The Swamp,” where this was posted, were so funny that I just decided to post some of them instead. Welcome to the Big Leagues, Changey McChange!

I sure hope he’s not eating a waffle when a aide rushes into his office announcing that Iran has just tested its first A-bomb!

Good grief. I thought he had superior foreign policy knowledge?? I guess his 4-year experience in Indonesia during the elementary school years taught him that expression “why can’t I eat my waffles?”

This just proves why Hillary is the better candidate. She’s been eating waffles for 50 years. We don’t even know if they had waffles in Indonesia when Obama was growing up. Hillary is acknowledge as a world leader in the realm of waffles, doing most of the waffle eating during her husbands presidency, which was the golden age of waffles. She even ate waffles under intense sniper fire in Bonia, never missing a bite. If the media didn’t hate women so much, there would be much more reporting on Obama’s waffle inexperience

What Mr Uniter does not want to be bothered when he is campaigning to answer a question? Guess if we have another 9/11 event on his watch we better HOPE it does not happen while he is eating a waffle or Michael Moore will make a movie with a clip showing him eating a waffle like he showed Bush reading a book.

Why can’t he eat the waffle and answer the question too? Can he not do two things at the same time, eat and think?

Pushy reporter? HAHAHA. Yeah man, it’s so tough. I hope Iran doesn’t get pushy. I hope Pakistan doesn’t get pushy. And gee, I really hope China doesn’t get pushy. Or you know, do something without announcing it a week in advance. That would be soooo mean of them. Come on, this is Obama land, how dare they not abide by Orules? But wait, I said hope 3 times, that’s the magic number for you guys, right? So then, according to Ologic, everything should be fine right, right??

hahaha Please!! This guy is such a TOOL!!

I cannot stand this guy. Whiny elitist lightweight. I’ve eaten at the Glider Diner many times, my mom worked there when she was in high school. I can tell you they certainly don’t serve arugula!

I can see it now. It is 3am, there is a phone ringing in the wafflehouse, Obama is too busy eating his waffle to answer the phone.

Update #1: Believe it or not, you can actually buy the ObamaMessiah’s half-eaten waffle on eBay[2]. Yes, you can!

  1. Here’s what happened: http://weblogs.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/blog/2008/04/obama_why_cant_i_just_eat_my_w.html
  2. ObamaMessiah’s half-eaten waffle on eBay: http://cgi.ebay.com/OBAMA-SCRANTON-PA-DINER-4-21-08-CAMPAIGN-BREAKFAST_W0QQitemZ170212526773QQihZ007QQcategoryZ39721QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

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