Say, Is That A Sign Of The Apocalypse In Your Mouth?

by John Hawkins | February 4, 2005 6:09 pm

If you’re a drug dealer, gangster rapper, pimp or a drug dealing, pimpin’, gangster rapper, then today is your lucky day because you will finally be able to distinguish yourself from the other “fine fellows” in your colorful trade! How you ask? By purchasing the ultimate bling bling for your grill, spinning teeth[1]!

Friends don’t let friends get spinning teeth. Enough said.

Hat tip to the outrageously funny, but also obscene and vulgar (don’t complain if you click the link), folks over at Something Awful[2] for finding these teeth.

Endnotes:
  1. spinning teeth: http://triplexgoldteeth.com/
  2. Something Awful: http://www.somethingawful.com/

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