So what’s the next stop for Spitzer? “Dancing With the Stars?” Or some Kardashian-like reality TV show?

by TrogloPundit | July 6, 2011 7:22 pm

“The subterranean demographic just never watched,” a CNN executive explained. “We needed those viewers. Even a few eyeless fish would have helped.”

Full disclosure: I made the preceding quotes up. You may have figured that out.

The story[1]:

CNN Cancels ‘In the Arena’ With Eliot Spitzer[2]

I never watched it, so it’s probably my fault. Sorry.

  1. The story:
  2. CNN Cancels ‘In the Arena’ With Eliot Spitzer:

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