The Top 10 Amazing Things About America Once It Becomes Part Of The New Caliphate

by John Hawkins | September 8, 2006 1:47 am

Over at the Huffington Post, Greg Gutfeld has posted an article called 30 Amazing Things About America Once It Becomes Part Of The New Caliphate![1]

Here are 10 of the funniest ones:

* Women aren’t allowed to drive, unless accompanied by a suicide bomber.

* We no longer have to wait till drunk to blame the jews.

* France sends 100 foot statue of Abu Musab Al Zarqawi for New Mecca Harbor as sign of good will.

* In the Pretty Woman remake, Julia Roberts is stoned to death.

* The Friar’s Roast is an actual roast — of all those old Jew comedians.

* Rosie O’Donnell will be in a burkha.

* Winner of “America’s Next Top Model” gets to marry a goat herder.

* Zoos closed because chimps not adhering to laws of modesty.

* Finally decent halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl (beheadings).

* The Fahrenheit 9/11 ride at Universal Studios.

Make sure to read them all[2].

Endnotes:
  1. 30 Amazing Things About America Once It Becomes Part Of The New Caliphate!: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-gutfeld/30-amazing-things-about-a_b_28894.html
  2. read them all: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-gutfeld/30-amazing-things-about-a_b_28894.html

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