What Did Bush Know And

by John Hawkins | June 4, 2002 7:22 am

What Did Bush Know And When Did He Know It…About That Pretzel: “An F.B.I. memo dated December 20, 2001 warned president Bush and other White House staffers to chew dry snack foods, such as pretzels, slowly, or risk choking.”

Why weren’t those pretzels replaced with softer foods like jellybeans when we had that sort of foreknowledge ;)? The Blue Brick[1] has all the details. The link to this satire is via Fark[2].

Endnotes:
  1. The Blue Brick: http://www.thebluebrick.net/Pretzel.html
  2. Fark: http://www.fark.com

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