Trusting government with your freedom and your money is like trusting NAMBLA to babysit your kids.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 27, 2012
Planned Parenthood is all about women’s health, well, unless the women are babies, in which case they want to kill them. For profit.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 25, 2012
I think whether you find people who genuinely seem to be more moral than you to be appealing or repellent says a lot about your character
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 15, 2012
The only thing worse than trusting everyone is believing everyone is a creep. There are plenty of decent, honorable people out there.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 4, 2012
The “culture wars” are just Christians refusing to be quiet as they’re demonized, smeared, attacked, & driven from the public square.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 2, 2012
Realistically, I don’t think Republicans can do better than Scott Brown in Massachusetts. A 74 ACU rating is better than I would’ve expected
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 24, 2012
If Obama’s goal were to hurt America long-term as much as possible, he’d be doing about the same things as he is now.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 23, 2012
I agree. Satan is systematically destroying America. I would have added via liberalism & the Democratic Party, but same difference.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 21, 2012
It’s hard to tell who’s actually less tolerant: KKK members or the average liberal who obsessively rants about tolerance.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 7, 2012
You can tell you live in the south when you hear a radio spot saying you should go to an event because a champion duck caller will be there
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 6, 2012
An excellent indication that you’re not going to last long in a horror movie: You’re wearing a wife beater.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 5, 2012
Things you learn from “1000 Ways to Die” — 8 out of 10 Americans have oral herpes.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 2, 2012
Mitt Romney: The pure excitement of Bob Dole combined with the electability of Barry Goldwater & the fiery conservatism of Arlen Specter!
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 29, 2012
As long as Newt or Santorum is in the race & Mitt doesn’t have a majority of the delegates, conservatives should keep fighting. #dontgivein
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 29, 2012
It doesn’t really matter what proposals Romney makes because he lies so much. You literally can’t trust him on ANY issue.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 23, 2012
If Mitt gets the nomination, can the Democrats agree to split the anti-Mitt vote 3 ways & give him a cash advantage so he can have a chance?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 29, 2012
A small act of kindness can produce years worth of good will with some people if you don’t abuse it.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 7, 2012
I couldn’t care less what Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, & other hypersensitive liberals find racist. They can take their “racism” & cram it.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 15, 2012
In all of recorded human history, other than perhaps the Aztecs, I’m not sure there’s been a group as dedicated to killing babies as libs
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 7, 2012
W/out social conservatism, there is no fiscal conservatism, because generally, fiscal conservatives can’t get elected w/out their votes
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 24, 2012
Report: increasing number of public schools serving students 3 meals a day. Now if only they could teach them how to read the menu. #tcot
— Fred Thompson (@fredthompson) February 20, 2012
If you want contraceptives to be a personal matter, you probably shouldn’t force other people to pay for it.
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) February 16, 2012
Ann Romney thanking Kid Rock marks the end of universal history. Please enter eternity in an orderly fashion.
— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) February 29, 2012
You know what’s scummy about the music industry? Everybody all of a sudden loves you when your dead. #embarassing
— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) February 13, 2012
A Challenge to All Leftists:Is your wife/daughter/GF safer at a Tea Party or an #OWS encampment?Come on – be honest. Or honestish.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 16, 2012