If you thought that the White House Easter Egg Roll event was supposed to be about celebrating Easter for the children, Michelle Obama is here to disabuse you of that quaint notion. No, this year the Easter Egg event is set to celebrate Michelle Obama! It’s all about the Mooch, baby!
According to CBS White House reporter Mark Knoller, the White House has released the theme for the 2015 Easter Egg Roll. And that theme is to be…
WH says theme for the 2015 Easter Egg Roll is "#GimmeFive," to mark 5th anniv of First Lady's "Let’s Move!" eat healthy initiative.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) February 23, 2015
Because, you know, Easter is always the time to celebrate Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” health program, and all.
That’s right, Easter is about Michelle’s pet projects, not Easter, not religion, not even Easter bunnies, candy and colored eggs. It’s all about Michelle.