If Bill de Blasio had married a straight Italian woman, he wouldn’t be the Democrat candidate for mayor of New York.:
But, since he married a plain African American gal who’s a former Lesbian, in the progressive world of mixed-nuts brand of constituencies, several birds were killed with the same ballot.:
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His son, Dante, and his 10 inch: Car Wash Afro caused black voters to drop the only other black candidate,: Bill Thompson, like a bad Dashiki.: All of a sudden Billy de Blasio got him some street cred in the ‘hood.
His wife Chirlane McCray with her dark skin and every woman kind of look also benefited him greatly.: Single black mothers can more easily connect with a plain Chirlane McCray than they ever could a Halle Berry —type trophy wife.: “Oh, he must really love her, “ became a frequent refrain.: Then comes the big whammy, her ex Lesbianism, or maybe not excited the LBGTQs base along with their deep pocket to cast aside a practicing Lesbian and mayoral candidate, Christine Quinn.:
It was all good for the soft stepping and Crypt walking hoods, but after the hair grease and the Advocate mags are used up, what else does Billie de B have left?: Not much other than 1960s Leftism and a fondness for high crime in the streets.
Originally published at The Last Tradition